have you ever puked into your own shit?

[fishhunta]

I got something real nasty. i don;t wish this upon my worst enemy. kinda gross, but an hour ago, i shit, turned around and puked into it, got back up and shit into it some more, but then i had to puke again, so while i was still shitting on the can, i was puking with my head in the shower. what's my point? no matter how bad your day was, be thankful that you don't got this!

[f94gator]

I had a friend throw up into his pants while taking a shit during Mardi Gras once. That's the closest thing I can think of.

Just for the record, pictures or links of any kind will be immediately removed. Some things shouldn't be shared!!

[richhermes]

I could have gone all day without knowing this.:confused: :rolleyes:

[gumshoe]

sounds like a case of reef zombie ciguatera

[dlock]

:D or the ole "triple deuce abuse"!!:D

[slipknot]

Who has'nt done these things ?????:eek: :eek:
Sorry to hear about your troubles Fishhunta

[blue gun]

:eek:

[greyface]

EEEEEWWWW!

[inletsurf]

Good ol' food poisoning...

Try to keep fluids in you like gatorade, take some immodium AD. Good luck.

[Reef Raider]

Dam dude you need a new diet....

[Diver Dan]

Sounds like the Norwalk virus. The same virus that has been on the cruise ships. It has been going around nursing homes and high schools. My wife was in the hospital for three days with it last week. Immodium and keep hydrated!!! Dan

[fishhunta]

thanx guys- ive held in some gatorade for almost an hour, so things are looking up.

[Spear One]

I had the same thing about a month ago. I got it on a Monday night and did not eat again until Friday. I lost 16lbs in 4 days. I feel for ya! Good Luck

[slippery chicken]

sounds like a bad case of the "ass-facia" virus, the stuff just comes out of both ends at the same time, hope you feel better soon

[201proguide]

kinda sounds like a kid on my baseball team at our game tonight. he puked a bunch before the game started, and then agian during the game. he went behind the dougout and puked continously for 7 minutes strait!! (we timed him for shits and giggles. lots of stop watches around a dougout, and the game was draggin...)

[fizisition]

maybe you looked at esmiami's bikini post that sure made me want to spew

[richhermes]

Maybe it's a tapeworm.

[fishhunta]

the shitting has ceased, but his is what my ass feels like

[201proguide]

that is some major impact. the ripling effect makes you wanna go puke on your own:(

[fernandezh]

I have a bad one for you guys. When I was a brand new LT. stationed in Germany a buddy of mine invited me to his girlfriends house for a party. Of course there that fine German beer, and some pretty good looking fraulines as well. At one point I remember my friend and his girl walk off to the bedroom drunk never to be seen again for the rest of the night. Anyways, I passed out drunk on the couch and woke up the next morning when my friend came out of the bedroom and into the living room. He looked like shit, there was stuff all over him and he smelled like nothing I have ever smelled since. When I asked him, "Man, what happened to you last night" this is what he said:

"Dude, I just woke up in a myriad of bodily fluids. I was doing her in the pooper when I pulled out and came all over the sheets. When I did this, she shit on the bed. I puked. She puked. We both were too drunk to get out of the bed so we slept in it. I wish I was dead."

When I heard this I laughed so hard, I puked on the floor. We didn't even bother cleaning it up. We went outside, I hosed Tom off in the yard and we drove home. He never saw that girl again out of embarrassment. What the hell can you say to a girl in a situation like that?


To this day, nothing I have heard that could ever top that one.

[fernandezh]

While we are on the subject:

[f94gator]

Well Heidy HO!!!