This one came from my sister . . .

[fernandezh]

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: (See attachment for visual)

You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for

the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

Popular Features:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

* Built in deodorant feature

* Keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable. Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day and Get out the Sand Bags

[fernandezh]

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
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What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians
in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
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Moms have Mother's Day, Fathers have Father's Day. What do
single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.

[subdude]

Dude ... your sister is warped.

I like that!!

subdude