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Steel Shootin'
10-08-2002, 06:43 AM
Here's an email that a friend sent to me, complete with photos:


Try explaining this to your insurance company..... The story, as I understand it, was that the deer jumped off the Hwy 101 bridge over 394 in Wayzata, Missouri (it was apparently scared by a car that drove by as it was walking over the bridge). The Durango was driving under the bridge when it was hit by the falling deer.

http://www.npr-florida.com/Deer%20vs%20Durango%203%20.jpg

http://www.npr-florida.com/Deer%20vs%20Durango%207.jpg

http://www.npr-florida.com/Deer%20vs%20Durango%208.jpg

http://www.npr-florida.com/deer1.jpg
inletsurf
10-08-2002, 08:21 AM
I saw those pics the other day, Scott. Can you believe that???
Amazing what those things can do to a full size vehicle. Deer are so freakin sketchy, you can never predict what they're going to do. That's why it's good to have hunting season to thin these guys out to controllable levels...that guy is lucky he lived through that (what i read from the email that was floating around)...many people die around the US from this...

Best of all, he gets some good backstrap and rib chops to take home, if the cops don't get it first...

got venison?
Steel Shootin'
10-08-2002, 08:31 AM
yeah, inletsurf, pretty wild. There's probably a dozen Jeff Foxworthy jokes that could be made from these photos.

Hey, we need a caption for this photo of the driver. I'll go first:

"Maybe if I squat like this, they won't see the shit in my pants!"
http://www.npr-florida.com/Deer%20vs%20Durango%206.jpg[
Steel Shootin'
10-10-2002, 10:37 AM
Come on! No one else can come up with a caption for this photo??? Inlet, rich, paul???? It's classic. The guy's look is that he just shit a major brick. He sure as hell is lucky, though.
Bill D.
10-10-2002, 11:01 AM
Where's a game warden when you need one. This is poaching and a Dodge is not even a legal weapon for harvesting deer.
f94gator
10-10-2002, 11:50 AM
Don’t drink and prance.

Deer: The Other Dark Meat

Hey, **** you Elmer!!!

While considered the next evolution of Secondary Restraint Systems, the Deer Restraint System has encountered issues with the proper amount of deployment force for the Deerbag.
Steel Shootin'
10-10-2002, 02:56 PM
Deer Restraint --- LMAO!