SPO weather

[Big Pig]

I think NOAA may actually get it right this time

FRIDAY THROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT
SOUTHEAST WINDS AROUND 5 KNOTS
BECOMING ONSHORE 5 TO 10 KNOTS IN THE AFTERNOONS. SEAS 2 FEET. BAY
AND INLAND WATERS A LIGHT CHOP. ISOLATED SHOWERS AND THUNDERSTORMS. HIGH PROBABILITY OF BIG FISH BEING BROUGHT TO THE SCALES AND ALCOHOL BEING CONSUMED DURING THE ST PETE OPEN.

[inletsurf]

Its looking like epic conditions for everywhere in FL!!!

[DISKSKO]

lol...funny shiat!!!!!!! =)

[inletsurf]

WARNING!!! This just in:

CONE WARNING EXTENDING FROM PENSACOLA BAY TO JACKSONVILLE BEACH ALONG THE FLORIDA COASTLINE INCLUDING THE KEYS AND MARQUESAS EFFECTIVE 8/20/05 5:00 AM TO 8:00 PM

THE NWS HAS ISSUED A CONE WARNING DUE TO THE SPO HELD IN ST PETE FL. ALL CONES ARE URGED TO NOT VENTURE OUT THROUGH ANY INLET IN THE STATE OF FL DUE TO AGGRESSIVE HARDCORE SPEARFISHERMAN COMPETING FOR THE PICK OF THE PRIZE TABLE. IF YOU SEE ANY BOAT WITH A SPEARFISHING SPECIALTY COMMERICAL MUZZLE PROPPED IN ITS RACK, CONSIDER THE DRIVER OF THIS BOAT SERIOUS AND NOT TO BE F****D WITH DURING THIS DAY. IN FACT, UPON SIGHTING THESE INDIVIDUALS WE STRONGLY URGE THE CONE TO JUST GO HOME UNTIL SUNDAY, WHERE THE SPEARFISHERMAN WILL BE HIBERNATING ALL DAY IN HOPES OF WEARING OFF A MOTHER F****ER OF A HANGOVER.