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t-rocks69
07-26-2006, 01:04 PM
am back in the states after being gone a life time...at least it feels that way.
things i learned about my self. 1) i dont like korean food after 3 weeks of eating it. don't want to see or smell it for a while. 2) lots of people i work with make americans look like complete idiolts overseas 3) not telling your wife your going to malaysia and showing up at her sisters house will piss her off since she thinks am on the way home. 4) drinking rum for 5 weeks straight does not make you a better drinker just a drunk 5) trying to eat 2 kilos of a seasonal fruit you have not had in 5 years leads to explosive stuff
6) not answering phones in hotels rooms early in the morning because you are trying to be a better rum drinker the night before pisses off the wife even more so she sends inlaws looking for you. 7) never go on vacation with out the wife specialy to her country with out her it pisses her offffff really badly...
hope she forgives me i bought her lots of jade and gold and opeals while i was there..

any way am in atlanta airport waiting for my last flight home thinking up new ways to piss off the wife.. anyone going diving this weekend??? good i love a pissed off wife. i think its the sadist in me..


also the diving in kota kinabalu was amazing 3 dives for a total 55 USD that included all the equipment and a dive guide. from Sabah Divers the guides name was neville( from NZ) nice guy took him out for drinks and food after wards and meet his local girlfriend. i hate the man already. single, diving for a living and making a good wage by local standards. can't wait till i finish working on my house to sell it and move the family back. sorry no pictures of the reefs i didi not have a UW camera. but the visibility was great at more then 50 feet and during the raining season although it doesn't really rain that much. pretty much just at night then stops. thats it for now just good to almost be back in houston.

intotheblue
07-26-2006, 03:27 PM
am back in the states after being gone a life time...at least it feels that way.
things i learned about my self. 1) i dont like korean food after 3 weeks of eating it. don't want to see or smell it for a while. 2) lots of people i work with make americans look like complete idiolts overseas 3) not telling your wife your going to malaysia and showing up at her sisters house will piss her off since she thinks am on the way home. 4) drinking rum for 5 weeks straight does not make you a better drinker just a drunk 5) trying to eat 2 kilos of a seasonal fruit you have not had in 5 years leads to explosive stuff
6) not answering phones in hotels rooms early in the morning because you are trying to be a better rum drinker the night before pisses off the wife even more so she sends inlaws looking for you. 7) never go on vacation with out the wife specialy to her country with out her it pisses her offffff really badly...
hope she forgives me i bought her lots of jade and gold and opeals while i was there..

any way am in atlanta airport waiting for my last flight home thinking up new ways to piss off the wife.. anyone going diving this weekend??? good i love a pissed off wife. i think its the sadist in me..


also the diving in kota kinabalu was amazing 3 dives for a total 55 USD that included all the equipment and a dive guide. from Sabah Divers the guides name was neville( from NZ) nice guy took him out for drinks and food after wards and meet his local girlfriend. i hate the man already. single, diving for a living and making a good wage by local standards. can't wait till i finish working on my house to sell it and move the family back. sorry no pictures of the reefs i didi not have a UW camera. but the visibility was great at more then 50 feet and during the raining season although it doesn't really rain that much. pretty much just at night then stops. thats it for now just good to almost be back in houston.

That's ok T... I took care of your wife while you were gone... :D She said she'd make "curry" with it... and I tried to give her some more this last Sunday... but she didn't return my call. Was figuring some fresh AJ would have been a good treat for you when you got home. Welcome back! Call if you want to get out!

ITB...

Seahuntress
07-26-2006, 03:35 PM
Oh your too funny Intotheblue....I'm sure you heard my details, and drama.

I'm just sad because I didn't get to dive. I could have showed up with no fish, and cheered on the winners.

End of story

Welome back Lyon... ;)

intotheblue
07-26-2006, 04:53 PM
Welome back Lyon... ;)

Are you confused??? or just trying to confuse? :D

Seahuntress
07-26-2006, 05:17 PM
A yea!!!

You saw the post of my week-end it was just a date!! I take spearing seriously...New gun....

I should have left the lipstick, and nail polish out of it, and the new hairdo also..made that boy so nervous, when I showed up wearing a skirt, and new hairdo... New gun....He broke out in a sweat....

Its Ok I have been invited to HDR next year.

You won't see me online as much next month....I'm going back to college..like I don't have enough degrees....

t-rocks69
07-26-2006, 11:21 PM
wife broke her cell phone sp she couldn't call you back mine was stolen in malaysia by the hotel staff. will get new ones tommorow.
thanks for the fish she said it made a great curry

thanks bill

intotheblue
07-27-2006, 02:57 PM
wife broke her cell phone sp she couldn't call you back mine was stolen in malaysia by the hotel staff. will get new ones tommorow.
thanks for the fish she said it made a great curry

thanks bill

Too bad. I almost called the house no., but was a bit busy. I had more for her if she wanted it. Glad to hear she was happy with that I gave her.

B--

Seahuntress
07-28-2006, 10:35 AM
Thanks Bill for everything!!! What a great guy you are....things are better.

My tournament just turned out to be a date.. :D :thumps: :D

intotheblue
07-28-2006, 01:17 PM
SH... are you thanking me for giving Troy's wife some AJ for Curry? I can't follow half your threads... If so... that's mighty nice of you! IF not... I don't know what the heck you are referring to??? :D

:cool:

Thanks Bill for everything!!! What a great guy you are....things are better.

My tournament just turned out to be a date.. :D :thumps: :D

Seahuntress
07-28-2006, 03:01 PM
Your a great guy Bill!!! ;)

Marcus
07-28-2006, 03:37 PM
I don't know what the heck you are referring to??? :D




Don't feel alone. She's harder to follow than a retard at Disney land.

t-rocks69
07-28-2006, 04:17 PM
serious hijacked threads

Cliffsharker
07-28-2006, 04:32 PM
Don't feel alone. She's harder to follow than a retard at Disney land.

Too funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KJNDIVER
07-28-2006, 05:01 PM
Don't feel alone. She's harder to follow than a retard at Disney land.


:stupid: LMAO

I was hoping I wasnt the only one that couldnt follow this chicks posts.