Johnoly
12-06-2006, 10:29 AM
A Man walked into the Ladies Department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra are you looking for?", asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquired the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around", said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imagineable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved to hear that, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied; "There are the Catholic, The Salvation Army, The Presbyterian and the Baptist Types, which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between the types.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple, the Catholic type supports the masses,
the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
"What type of bra are you looking for?", asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquired the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around", said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imagineable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved to hear that, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied; "There are the Catholic, The Salvation Army, The Presbyterian and the Baptist Types, which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between the types.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple, the Catholic type supports the masses,
the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."