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Blake Schaff
02-07-2007, 09:27 AM
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,


As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the
Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for
your assistance. I have contacted the Department of
Homeland Security in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and they
referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status
from a U.S. Citizen to an illegal alien stems from
the bill that was recently passed by the Senate, and
for which you voted. If my understanding of this
bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien
who has been in the United States for five years,
all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
$2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last
five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I
am anxious to get the process started before
everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally
have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited
about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in
return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way
that I can apply to be illegal retroactively?

This would yield an excellent result for me and my
family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin
using the local emergency room as my primary health
care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums
for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in
gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her
law school applications, as well as "in-state"
tuition rates for many colleges throughout the
United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would
relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's
license and making those burdensome car insurance
premiums. This is very important to me given that I
still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the
process to become illegal (retroactively if
possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
be most appreciative. Thank you for your
assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,
Pete McGlaughlin

Mikerotch
02-07-2007, 12:23 PM
One must understand, those of us who are drafted into the game against our will, must pay the costs of the entire game. Meanwhile, those outside the game vote into office the referees who dictate the rules of the game, and use favorable rulings to influence future referee elections. If you work and play by the rules you are destined to be screwed. Hence, the only rational way to elect referees is to allow those who pay taxes to vote. If you choose not to pay the tax, you forfeit the right to vote. That eliminates the leaches of society voting themselves benefits from the producers.
Amazing that in numerous cases, American citizens have less rights that non-citizens.

Mikerotch, advocate of eliminating taxes and "benefits"

riplipper
02-13-2007, 11:25 AM
Amazing that in numerous cases, American citizens have less rights that non-citizens.
Thats not amazing...that is very very scary as well as very sad.....As I always say....I dont mind giving anyone a helping hand.....I hate F*ing handouts and free rides to the lazy.....

If someone wants to live here....they work, pay taxes and follow our laws no matter what culture they come from......and they should not expect me to learn their F*ing lanquage.. :bang:

Christof
02-16-2007, 03:49 PM
Oh you bigoted bastards! ;-)


BTW, dont forget the B of A credit card you can get with no SSN..... I wonder how they will find them for defaulted payment??

kryzun
02-20-2007, 05:04 PM
who else will clean the toilets for $4.00 an hour?

Christof
02-22-2007, 01:36 PM
Sorry, but min wage is quite a bit above $4/hr...
I know american families that live off of minimum wage, but the majority of americans are to lazy and think they deserve everything to work for that wage...
I say as long as there are available jobs, you get off your ass and work, even if the taxpayers have to provide daycare.. At least you are working...

riplipper
02-22-2007, 08:32 PM
I say as long as there are available jobs, you get off your ass and work, even if the taxpayers have to provide daycare.. At least you are working...

well said and simply put.....