Top Ten Spearfishing Toys for Christmas

[Dive4Blood]

Ahh, the Christmas season is here again, mangos roasting over an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your scrotum with balmy 50 degree seawater through that hole in your wetsuit, but wait, I digress. Here are the top ten spearfishing toys for your budding young terror to the Florida Sportsman Forum.

10. Hasbro "Sling n' Slay Middlegrounds Action Playset"
9. Spearfishing Specialties 18" Commercial Rhino
8. Fisher Price "My Little Gunnel Huncher" maritime potty trainer
7. Playstation "Dive4Blood vs. Capt Moose Ledge Fighter 2" video game
6."Bounce Diving Elmo"
- A doll so hardcore, it does continuous dives in your child's bathtub until it takes a Type 2 spinal DCS hit. Compatible with the "Bert and Ernie USCG Rescue Helicopter"
5."I Want To Be a Longliner" costume kit
-includes tooth black, blue India ink prison style tattoos, mullet wig, white PVC boots, and basket of undersize red grouper.
4. Inflatable oil rig for hours of pool fun!
3. Triple Deuce Juice sippy cups
2. The John Hermes junior avatar maker
-Have Barbie dancing naked showing the roast beef curtains under your screen name in minutes!

And the top Holiday toy this season!

1. Spear One action figure
-200# gag grouper stringer sold separately

[richhermes]

And I thought this guy had too much time on his hands!

http://homepage.mac.com/happywaffle/enterprise.html

[Steel Shootin']

Originally posted by Dive4Blood
6."Bounce Diving Elmo"
- A doll so hardcore, it does continuous dives in your child's bathtub until it takes a Type 2 spinal DCS hit. Compatible with the "Bert and Ernie USCG Rescue Helicopter"
OMG, I nearly spit my soda over my computer screen on #6. :D:D

[inletsurf]

That's hilarious....YOU OUGHT TO POST THAT ON FS, please!!!!

What about the

"Junior Anti-PETA Riot play set"....complete with .22 caliber rifle, pepper spray, stun gun, a "fishing hurts" and a "hippies ****ing stink" t-shirt, full size cardboard PETA character targets, and anti-patchouli stink agent, and a full size billy club.

[dlock]

:D you guys are ****ing hilarious :D

[Speargun]

I can only dream of having that warped of a mind someday! :D
http://www.hotfish.com/ubb/graemlins/pirate.gif

[f94gator]

Some of the shit you guys come up with! :D

[Diver Dan]

God I love this place!!

[Spear One]

D4B is in a "League of His Own" Jeez, I'll still be laughing tomorrow!
Hey D4B how about you and Inlet composing a spearfishing version of the 12 Days of Christmas?

[greyface]

LAUGHING MY ****ING ASS OFF!:p

[Kasshia]

Why mess around with toys?:)
I'm getting a full wetsuit and a pair of Riffe fins, haven't decided between the Pez Fuerte, stiffer, or Silent Hunter, less stiff.:) The 10 yr. old is getting a full wetsuit, the shorty suits we have aren't cutting it after a couple hours in the water, and a Riffe Competitor #1.:D

All you trigger fish out there better look out when he gets in the water with that new gun.:p

I expect Green Peace will come knocking around the end of January asking about the crash in the trigger fish population.;)

[Screen Name]

Read instructions:

I Never Laughed So F......ing Hard In My Life.

[MarkD]

Nice work D4B, thanks for the belly laughs. Sure brightened up my day at work!

[Divin' fool]

D4B.....all the guys in my office are wondering what the heck I'm laughing about. ROTFLMAO:D

[dothanfrogman]

I want to be in line to get all 10. Are they at wally world yet. This shit is great.

[fishkilla]

D4B wow bro, my sides hurt. i agree we need a 12 days of christmas oncore!

[inletsurf]

This one is such a classic, we need to re-post it in light of the holiday season. Merry Xmas everyone!

AJ,
What is on Santa's Slay list this year?

[Steel Shootin']

You beat me to it, inlet. This is my favorite, and I was just thinking the other day it needed to be reposted for this Christmas. LMAO!

[zds3488]

I always wanted the mechanical shark from "The Perfet Storm"...Powerhead practice. I would go get one of those old 12 gauge buck shot powerheads and totally f**k that thing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!