It was good day yesterday

[El Duke]

Launching out of South St Pete, Mighty Mouse, Red Tide, my-self (El Duke) and an old South African buddy (House Bitch), made an eventful trip yesterday.
Lying in 112 feet, topping out around 100ft, the Pillsbury wreck usually holds big Jacks this time of the year. The cool turbid waters had the Jacks down close over the superstructure, requiring deep drops of our intrepid quad. Between the cold water and 4 bars of pressure, we set some new shrinkage records.
Remarkably every shot was a stoner... expert shooting ... surpassed only by the quality of my filming which captured it all. Some great video footage.
On the way in we got some Grouper and Hog for sashimi.
I think I spotted Dragon Lady and her crew scouting for states. By the way states are in Bay Port, about 50 miles north (hahaha).


El Duke


;)

[Red Tide]

It was a typical Mighty Mouse day free diving off Saint Petersburg. You know... pass over all of the good spots in 25 feet of water. Then pass over all of the good spots in 45 feet of water, 65 feet of water, and 85 feet of water until we came to a nice little wreck in 112 feet of water.
Of course these fish knew the routine, so they stayed close to the wreck at about 90 feet.
Unfortunately for these fish, we had assymbled Team Red Tide's deep free dive "A" squadron for the mission.
The following 70, 80, and 90 foot drops ( All Captured on Video) put us at our limit in no time flat. Mighty Mouse had bragging rights for the day with a 40 plus pounder. I was captured on video shooting two 35 lb Jacks in one shot. The first one was stoned and the second one got off at the surface.
El Duke and Mighty Mouse are going to have a cool video for sale sometime next year. Yesterdays Jack attack produced some cool stuff for all to see.
Hey House Bitch... where is the photo of El Duke and Red Tide in those cute white boots?

[El Duke]

Here is photo Red Tide

[rigdvr]

Sheri's got some serious competition now....the doctor says my eyesight should return within 48 hrs...:eek:

[keyspearfisher]

Is that for January in the new SB Calender?

[Chad Carney]

Scott,

I think Spearboard needs a new photo policy...

no guys in banana hammocks or white boots!

Chad

[Mighty Mouse]

Hey Bucket, you should see the picture where the only thing covering the member is his fish. Did El Duke tell you about that one.

[Dive4Blood]

I'm nearly beyond the capacity for words right now. GR, within twenty four hours your picture is going to be on the home page of every alternative lifestyle website on the internet. Just think, Monday night some guy named Lance in Des Moines, Iowa is going to splatter DNA all over his monitor while staring at your shrimper's go-go boots.

AJ Suarez

[Spearchucker]

Disturbing, very disturbing

[keyspearfisher]

I think nitrogen is underated as a narcotic.

[Red Tide]

Hey DB4,

Hey sister, if my memory serves me well, you too have a pair of said white boots......You have been seen dancing around the JR2 listening to your digitally re-mastered "Thompson Twins Greatest Hits CD" on more than one ocassion.
You might try making your boots more attractive like I did, by rolling down the tops. It makes them more comfortable for shrimping.
If you stare at the photo for a while (and I know you have been) you will see what appears to be an unusual cloud in the back ground. I think it was your buddy Lance from Des Moines achieving a complete thought while looking through a hubble telescope.
You know, I just do not think that these boots are for everyone.

P.S.
Chad, I know that you have been looking at this photo too long also.

[Prodigal Son]

ROFL. Stuff like this is what makes this board great. Seriously though, you guys have some major mojo getting great fish like that while freediving that deep. I hope I get that good someday.

[Mighty Mouse]

Redtide has no limits, you should see him lying (or engaged in battle) on the bottom for 2 1/2 minutes. That boy is buff.

[El Duke]

I second that since I been there next to him all the time filming him.

El Duke:D

[Dive4Blood]

Dear Red Tide,
Yes I do own a pair of white boots, and yes I do roll the tops down. I use them however for club-hopping in Ybor City not shrimping. The CD I was listening, and effeminately prancing to was not the Thompson Twins, but rather Duran Duran......big difference. You are probably right regarding me looking at the picture as my corneas and ocular nerves have melted in a smoldering slag pile inside my skull from the abomination of the Key West slingshot man-package:D .

AJ Suarez

[Big Pig]

That is really disgusting.

Did I see a rainbow dive flag in the backround?

EL Duke
Are you making gay porn underwater videos again? You should really put a disclaimer in you video that no fish were "shafted" during filming.

[El Duke]

Hey, Big Pig I am holding audition for underwater gay porn next weekend but you do not have chance for part due to you being but ugly. But next month I am making animal porn and you might have chance for part of pig. Hahhaha
You see, Red Tide and I are secured in our sexuality so you can say what you want do not bother me. Ask you partner.

El Duke

:cool:

[biggsy]

Originally posted by Bucket One
Armando, I think this one is right up your ally: QUEER EYE FOR THE FREEDIVE GUY!!! You guy's crack me up.

roflmfao

I needed this laugh today, I am having an awful monday. thanks!

biggsy

[Red Tide]

As usual this thread got way off track from its original intention. This was suposed to be a simple dive report off Saint Petersburg. You know, kinda like the capitans corner in the Saint Petersburg Times.
So, while we are off track D4B why don't you tell us about your gerbil farm in Iowa that your ex (Lance) is running for you until you decide to give up this silly sport and come home. Many men have seen you eat a Jolly Dog in those white boots. Countless days at sea playing cabin boy and watching porn have finally taken its toll on you. Of course spending four years at Jesuit probabally added to your internal confusion.
Duran - Duran, Barbara Striesand, Thompson Twins, whatever, you were still the only guy on spearboard to pick up on it or at least come out of the closet and share your feelings.
Pick up the phone and give ole powder butt a call.

[Dive4Blood]

Quien es mas macho? Red Tide I give up, you have me dead to rights. Tomorrow I will give into my true nature by growing a 1970's style Burt Reynolds mustache, and then strolling thru International Plaza Mall in Tampa wearing nothing except for leather hot pants, knee length argyle dress socks, and wingtip shoes while whistling random songs by either Frankie Goes to Hollywoood, or Culture Club. Then, and only then can I experience the freedive gemeinschaft acquired typically only through the chronic oxygen deprivation of prolonged apnea.


And the 2004 Spearboard award for the most creative use of unconnected references, and German philosophical concepts goes to.......

[Red Tide]

Yes, much of what we talk about here is due to hypoxia. The free dive gemeinschaft (Community) is a strange bunch. The question is (Voce desgastava seus carregadores brancos quando voce escreveu este?) Answer me this Batman and you will have my vote for the most creative use of unconnected references. I will give you a small clue. Very large cobia are speared in the waters of this country. Failure to answer this correctly and I will vote to have you named "Cabin Boy of the Year".

[Spear One]

Leno? Letterman? Why bother when you got Spearboard. LMAO

[zds3488]

I told you Jesuit plays a part on a kids development!....this whole thread is freakin hilarious.

[Dive4Blood]

Red Tide, who do you think you're dealing with here? The phrase which makes no sense is Portuguese which is the official language of Brazil, home of giant cobia, and tiny testicle asphyxiating bathing suits that your freediving ilk enjoys wearing. Roughly translated it means "Voce consumed its white porters when voce wrote this". Who in the ***** is Voce, and why would he eat his porters? They're just helping him with his bags. *****ing cannibal.

For those thinking that you are witnessing the creation of yet another Spearboard feud, think again. Red Tide and I are friends, and this is merely theater of the mind, if you will. Kind of like pro wrestling, but with a speargun, and without the blatantly gay costumes..........ummmm wrong analogy.

Many moons ago I saved Red Tide from certain death on the Pillsbury wreck, the very same one described in the beginning of this thread. In his deepest gratitude he recently sold me my wife's SUV at sticker price plus 30%. That a good deal right? I really put one over on him!

AJ Suarez

[bikini luver]

I just love men in Bikinis! Here is a photo of what I wear when I go freediving. :D Here I am with a friend.

[bikini luver]

You guys are sooo sexy in your tight bikinis and go go boots. Here is another photo of me and my "Good" side (depends on which way you look at it, you could also call it my "naughty side"

[biggsy]

This thread has now just jumped to the "way too gay" side of the tracks. Where is Stern when you need him to turn something that is obviously homo to something that is hetero. Somehow I think even he could not redeem this thread. Oh god help us!

:)

[junior]

Originally posted by biggsy
This thread has now just jumped to the "way too gay" side of the tracks. Where is Stern when you need him to turn something that is obviously homo to something that is hetero. Somehow I think even he could not redeem this thread. Oh god help us!

:)

Your avatar certainly seems to be orally fixated in some fashion:D

[junior]

Originally posted by bikini luver
I just love men in Bikinis! Here is a photo of what I wear when I go freediving. :D Here I am with a friend.

Looks like Inlet is up to his old shennanigans again:D

[biggsy]

haha...I guess I was not the one to point it out with my avatar being the way it was. :)

[Prodigal Son]

I think I'm going to hurl. I think I would've lost it if he was wearing the white boots too. This thread went from hilarious locker room banter to a San Francisco nightclub nightmare.

[Red Tide]

D4B,

Uncle!!!! I give up........I only made it two years at Jesuit before they booted me for failing spanish. If Humberto Jenkins could only see me now.
I have to jump threads now. Like I did in high school, when I went to T.C. . Those short green plad skirts were a real distraction, pero yo aprender espanol muy rapido por que english was a second language at T.C. .
Speaking of jumping threads... Have you seen worlds best sushi thread. Lets see how bad we can f$%# that one up. Currently it is all hetrosexual. But if you really want a laugh try the #1 exercise thread in the free dive area.

Red Tide

P.S. Thanks again for saving my ass on the Pillsbury so I could come back and haunt you on Queerboard.. I mean Spearboard.

[Spearchucker]

Jeez, I am as gringo as they come and I passed FOUR YEARS of Llende spanish classes.

But then again, I am not gay either.... :)

[Dive4Blood]

Roger that Red Tide, this thread is done. I'm out like a trout, and hanging loose like Mother Goose in a very tight noose.........

[Straightup]

That S$^& Aint right!

[DISKSKO]

ouch!