All Dressed Up and No Place to Go

[fishkilla]

I absolutely hate winter. It's cold windy and the sun is out for only 8 hrs a day. Every year I have to remind myself that regularly scheduled diveing won't happen again until the spring. For now I'll just have to watch the footage that I got when it was nice out there.

I was suppose to go out with D4B on Wednsday and it wasn't even the weather that keep us at port, it was the no vis factor. If I don't get out soon I'm going to organize the First Annual Seffner Shootout. My front yard, three categories. Largest stringer of cats, largest overall cat and most acuratly shot cat.

Trigger Happy in Seffner,

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[greyface]

LOL! We could have a east coast/west coast cat shootout! The t-shirts would be too cool.:D Seffner First Annual Pussy Shoot:cool:

[slipknot]

Count me in.I love cats,they taste like chicken.I've got a few around here i need to thin out.:D

[dabulltrouble]

now that you mentioned it i remember picking up a full can of garbage at 5.30 friday morning before going to work.i guess the neighborhood cats got in the can and scatterd it all over my yard. got a new powerhead couple of weeks ago and havent been able to use it due to weather.now i know what i can practice on. thanks for reminding me fishkilla.

[dlock]

:D heeerrrre kitty kitty :D

[fishkilla]

bring side items for a post cat hunt bbq. the meat will be provided.

[seastalker]

chumming aloud?????

[Merk]

I hear your dive light works wonders after dark. It's about as much fun as coon hunting but it's a little more satisfying. I think I'll use my line shaft for the silencing factor. :D

[fishkilla]

chumming will be allowed but no powerheads. half of the skill of cat shooting lies in successful capture and stringing. bring your own garbage for chumming. i'm working on a special brew myself. i won' t reveal all the ingredients but it does involve menhaden oil and three weeks of constant indoor boiling. yeah the house might smell a little ripe but that's what it takes to get that 26lb taby in the yard. i've been eyeing that stray cat for weeks now.

[richhermes]

How far you lead a tabby??

[Charlestondivin]

Will SpearOnes next seminar include feline freeshaft placement?
I am thinking you could get the local chinese restraunt to sponsor the event.

and on the cat subject...
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bnw.html

Cat, The other, other white meat

[richhermes]

Is that Bonsai Kitten shit for real? That is funny yet bordering on sick!

[greyface]

Send the link to PETA!:D

[Charlestondivin]

No, not real. But sure makes you wonder.
Rich I promise you they are not really superglueing cats butts shut. It is a joke site.

[seastalker]

now you tell me...what the hell am I suppose to do with this stringer of shorts.........:D

[MarkD]

Cat, the other white meat. ;) Now off to work on my shooting angles.

[fishkilla]

of course you lead a taby if it's moving. the most difficult shot is when they are staring right at you. this is where patients comes it. you want to wait for that neck shot. aiming for vital organs works but they will often run a while. just last week i had a nice one go straight up a tree after a shot just below the lungs. you don't want to spend valuable time fishing a feline out of a tree while your buddies are stringing up cat # 4 and 5. as far as shorts there are none. cats are like Aj's the smaller they are the better they taste. i've found if you can get a few small ones you can easily put them all on one shaft perfect for the grill. just add some green pepper, onion and seasoning and you have an awesome shishkabob. i'm going to check with the humain society and see if we can get some kind of funding for riding the streets of strays.

[dabulltrouble]

2 words fishkilla.too funny

[slipknot]

Funny as shit Fishkilla/Tabbykilla:D :D :D

[fernandezh]

Ok, about the chinese eating cats thing has me really offended. My mom is chinese and we owned a restuarant. Never did we eat a cat. We were better than that. We cooked and served dogs. The meat isn't as stringy.

[slipknot]

Not a speared cat, but a stone shot anyway!
DAMN I LOVE DEAD CATS !:D :D :D :D :D

[junior]

That cat looks a bit sleepy:D

[fishkilla]

who was bored enough to find this old thread! man i totally forgot about the first annual seffner shootout. i need to get back on that.

[Spear One]

I may have to start work immediatly on some new shaft designs!

[fishkilla]

you could get an edge on the market if you act quickly. maybe something with a prong type tip. i think really the key to success though is chumming and shot placement.

[Divin' fool]

Slipknot.. ROTFLMAO:D

[slipknot]

I hate cats!

[fishkilla]

awww... look at the pretty kitty... he's so tired he's sleeping with his eyes open on the asphalt.

[slipknot]

Man , these dead cat pics.are really hard to find.

[fishkilla]

i'd have some i just keep forgetting to take pics of my stringers. got a nice black and white female last weekend... she prolly went about 14 1/2 lbs. she was starting to get old so i had to thin the heard

[201proguide]

thats what i call natural selection at its finest

[slipknot]

This dude lives next door,but I think that I am gonna have to hit him with my 357, and then follow up with a freeshaft to the head.

[f94gator]

Gee, slipknot, didn't realize you lived next door to capt. Jay. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[fishkilla]

man that's an ugly cat

[sbreland]

Some things really need fur. Letting that cat live might be the worst punishment. Jeez, is that a real picture? I did see a young man that looked similar on Duval Street a couple of years ago. Sudded collar and all. Oh, yeah, I don't recommend using a powerhead on a cat. I "tested" a .357 Beco on a heavy piece of conveyor belt rubber in my back yard once. It was very loud. Very, very, loud.

[fernandezh]

Gotta love a shaved pussy. . .

[slipknot]

death from intoxication !

[fishkilla]

nothing worse than a biligerant stray... you have to listen to them whine all night long till they eventually pass out.

[bluewater]

never caught a cat messing with my garbage but when all the nieghbors were on my ass about my dog getting in their garbage I got up early one morning and caught a great dane from down the street ( his owner let him out at about 4am and put him up at 445am ) in my neighbors garbage .... big tan dog... took a can of floresant orange marking paint and wrote garbage eater on the side of the dog then tied him to my nieghbors mail box with all the garbage laying around. Never saw the dog again. I cured my mutt by laying on the top of the house with my crossman bb gun when only his ass was sticking out of the garbage can I let him have it with 10 pumps in the gun. That was an instant cure to his addiction.

[fishkilla]

HAHAHAHAHA..... DOODE THAT'S AWESOME... i want a giant dog to start eating my garbage now... i'm running out of cats to shoot. i'm going to have to move the slot limit up and the take limit down until i can get a sustainable population. i'm really considering taking it up with the legislation to get the cat longliners out of the seffner valrico area and move them past the dover/plant city line. it's just really frustraiting to work hard all day for one or two cats when the longliners are commin home with over a thousand pounds of tabbys.

[slipknot]

Use one of these the next time your girl wants you to drop HER cat off at the vet.:D

[f94gator]

Good one, slipknot!! :D

[SpearDiverTampa]

:D :D :D

[slipknot]

I just could'nt resist.:D

[zds3488]

that had me laughing for about 5 minutes even though i am one of those oddballs that likes cats..............

[fishkilla]

i love it... keeping an old post alive!

[Marcus]

Slip,

Did a Tom Cat whip your ass when you were just a kid or something? :)

[Fish-Kabob]

I was out the other night in some of my favorite spots and filled my stringer quickly with anywhere from 5 to 7 pounders. I began my trip back to the house and notice something move behind a big oak tree in the neighbor's yard. I quickly switched to stalk mode and slipped around the other side of the tree and laid on my stomach. I got chills when I saw this monster of a tom lumber around the tree just out of range. My first thought was that he had to go at least 25 pounds. I have never seen one even close to the size of this monster. He was slowly angling away just out of range so in an effort to get a decent shot, I instictively uttered a "meeeow". The Tom quickly turned his head and returned the call. So I closed my eyes and whispered "meoooooW", this was all it took. He quickly darted towards me and as soon as he smelled he me quartered away and stopped. I stoned the giant right there.

The next thing that happened, I will never forget. As I was attempting to string the giant tom, I felt as though I was being watched. I turned around and there were 2 Rottweillers circling around behind me. They had to be close to 130 pounds a piece. I was on my knees and very vulnerable. Both were growling and acting very aggresively. I quickly pressed the stringer against my chest and stood up very slowly. As I was standing I screwed my .223 PH onto the tip of my shaft and began a slow backwards walk back to the house. I was about 20 yards from the garage when the biggest of the beasts made his move towards my stringer so I quickly jabbed him in the face. As I was doing this the other K-9 came by and took the tail off of one of the smaller cats on the stringer. He nearly took my arm off, I was very lucky. I knew that with blood in his mouth he would come back for more. I made my decision then to take him out. As soon as he started back I placed perfect shot with the PH and stoned him. The other beast lost interest and faded into the black. I made it back safely. Thank God!

Be careful out there guys. And BTW, the Tom went 26.5 pounds.

[joel mcqueen]

wait a minute i used to live in seffner and i know chumming for cats i a no no just like you cant hunt over a baited feild everyone knows you use sushi to bait cats you get a better class of cat that way and you must use line on gun that way whenyou miss and shaft comes flying back at you you have to dodge

[munitionfishin]

Tough Love.......LMAO....... Coming soon super pussycat carrier for those pesky girlfriends that have to go pee every twenty damn minutes on the ride in making you stop the boat while they go!!!!!!!!!!!!Plus you can carry them like a six pack onto the dock with your catch!!!

[slipknot]

Originally posted by Marcus
Slip,

Did a Tom Cat whip your ass when you were just a kid or something? :)


No, my X wife had a cat that hated me, and I hated him for 10 yrs.I don't know which one I was happier to see go.I wanted to kill that bastard soooo bad,but I just could'nt do it at the time.He got his share of kicks though.But if we ever meet again it's gonna be on!!

[fernandezh]

Another reason to hate cats. This damn song is annoying:

http://madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=2723

[fizisition]

I knew this thread would start back up as this is the second week in a row that I am "all dressed up no place to go"look out you trash eating bastards I'm commin' for ya!:D

[Old Bateman]

If you are having trouble finding game, we are training tracking dogs:D http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/9.shtml

[slipknot]

It's been awhile.Kind of appropriate.

[WreckDiver]

LMAO meow yeeeeeehaaaaaaaarg

[fishkilla]

really who wouldn't vote for this guy?

[Old Bateman]

I'd guess that cat for one!

[Spear One]

Seeing that cat carrier was worth this entire thread. LMAO

[Diver Dan]

I like cats, but that's just some funny sh#t!

[StPetediver]

I have got a hilarious piece of video (windows media player) about a cat that goes for a ride on a ceiling fan.
But I'm not computer savy enough to know how to attach it, maybe one of you guys can, email me and I'll send it to you.

[Speargun]

Try this. It's in AVI format and about 2.3 MB.

http://h2oaddiction.net/video/nokia_vid.avi

[Speargun]

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[Speargun]

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[Speargun]

And you wonder why cats should be speared. Just look at that poor little slab of veinson.

[Speargun]

Of course, some dogs are quite fond of cats.