f94gator
12-24-2002, 10:08 AM
With a nod to D4B for the inspiration, (his "Slay Bells Sling" topic got me goin').
And I'm bored at work.
Slayin' Wonderland.
Spear guns sing
Are you slingin’?
On the ledge
‘Go’s are zingin’
A beautiful sight
We’re slayin’ tonight
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland.
Gone away is the grouper
Here to stay is the dumb hog
He swims and gets stoned
Then you string him on
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
On the ledge we can drop a chumbag
Then pretend that we have gone away
Fishie says “are you there?”
We’ll say “no man!”
But you can feel the steel
As it drives through your brain
Later on
We’ll crack open,
As we hunch, o’er the gunnel
A triple deuce of the juice,
That malt-lickety juice
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
On the reef we can fill our stringer
And pretend that we are Spear One
We’ll have lots of fun bein’ Master Slinger
Until Mr. Greysuit comes to town.
When he comes
Ain’t it thrillin’
Then your powerhead goes a bangin’
We’ll slaughter and slay
The steel slinger’s way
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
And I'm bored at work.
Slayin' Wonderland.
Spear guns sing
Are you slingin’?
On the ledge
‘Go’s are zingin’
A beautiful sight
We’re slayin’ tonight
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland.
Gone away is the grouper
Here to stay is the dumb hog
He swims and gets stoned
Then you string him on
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
On the ledge we can drop a chumbag
Then pretend that we have gone away
Fishie says “are you there?”
We’ll say “no man!”
But you can feel the steel
As it drives through your brain
Later on
We’ll crack open,
As we hunch, o’er the gunnel
A triple deuce of the juice,
That malt-lickety juice
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
On the reef we can fill our stringer
And pretend that we are Spear One
We’ll have lots of fun bein’ Master Slinger
Until Mr. Greysuit comes to town.
When he comes
Ain’t it thrillin’
Then your powerhead goes a bangin’
We’ll slaughter and slay
The steel slinger’s way
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland
Swimmin’ in a slayin’ wonderland