View Full Version : Good Raiders/Bucs bashing thread!
01-23-2003, 07:06 AM
We need to start a Raider/Bucs bashing page....even though itll probably be mostly a Raider bash but here goes!!!! Ill start it up...
SAPP WILL NOT HAVE A SINGLE SACK!!!!! THAT FAT SOB WILL BE SWALLOWED WHOLE BY OUR FAT SOB!!
BUCS ARE GOING TO HAVE A RELAPSE OF "99....REMEMBER 44-0!!
01-23-2003, 07:09 AM
01-23-2003, 07:11 AM
Who killed Rich Gannon??
01-23-2003, 07:14 AM
here ya go!http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/gabon/385/olympia/traitors.gif
01-23-2003, 07:32 AM
You better take it easy Josh, or you will ending up having to beach dive when you get back!!;) :D
01-23-2003, 07:50 AM
lol oh yeah....go bucs!!....na hold on, what the hell I just caught you trying to bribe me into being a bucs fan!! WHEW THAT WAS CLOSE! Im a man close to the edge!! Why can' t we all just be Oakland fans?
p.s. boy will i feel like a ass if the raiders don't win :eek:
01-23-2003, 07:53 AM
01-23-2003, 08:02 AM
Scott dammit! Where in the hell did you get that picture of my wife??:confused:
01-23-2003, 08:03 AM
A Steelers fan, a Raiders fan and a Bucs fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Steelers fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Steelers fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Raiders fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Raiders fan out crying like a little girl.
The Bucs fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Bucs fan replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Raider fan to my back."
01-23-2003, 08:20 AM
Nothin personal here:p
Q: Did you hear that the US Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Buccaneers players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: How many Bucs fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Q. What would you call a pregnant Bucs fan?
A: A dope carrier.
Q. What do you call a Bucs fan with half a brain?
Q: How many Bucs fans does it take to change a light bulb?
That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: How many Bucs fans does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.
Q: What's the difference between a Bucs fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Bucs fan is a real dick
Q: What's the difference between John Gruden and God?
A: God doesn't think he's John Gruden.
01-23-2003, 10:39 AM
01-23-2003, 03:39 PM
I'm feeling more encouraged than ever that Tampa will win the Super Bowl, now that the moronic Dr. Z from SI has picked Oakland. Is this guy ever right?
I was so obliged to him for picking Oakland, I dropped him the following email:
Dear Dr. Z,
When I saw you were making your Super Bowl selection my heart rate increased, and I anxiously read, knowing that my belief in a Tampa victory would soon be confirmed, or frustrated.
It was with the greatest of RELIEF when I saw that you had picked Oakland. YES!! It's now official, Tampa Bay will win the Super Bowl!!
01-23-2003, 04:36 PM
I sure wish that guy wouldve kept his mouth shut.....I cancelled my subsciption due to idiots like that two years ago. That mag has gone to shit.:mad:
01-23-2003, 04:43 PM
You got that right, Josh. Why SI keeps giving that guy space for his predictions is beyond me.
01-24-2003, 08:32 PM
Its getting down to crunch time guys....its Sunday am here, you guys sure that the Bucs are ready for this guy?
01-25-2003, 01:23 PM
01-25-2003, 10:57 PM
lol Whats up with the bucs website?? Look closely, they said someone hacked it, could be bs, but funny anyhow..
01-25-2003, 11:40 PM
The webmaster fixed it this afternoon then deleted the discussion thread related to it on Bucs Board. Everyone who entered the board saw it while it was up.
Pretty smart idea.......could not have been pulled off by one of those stupid ****ing raida fans, maybe someone from Philly or San Fran, one of the BUCs more intelligent enemies. :D
Hey GROUPER55, do you like rich gannon?:D
01-25-2003, 11:50 PM
I see I am now going to have to step it up a notch.....:D
01-25-2003, 11:55 PM
Definition of an optimist:
A Buccaneers fan waiting at TIA (Tampa International Airport) for the Bucs to return from winning the Super Bowl.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
01-26-2003, 07:15 PM
WHO"S YO ****IN DADDY NOW JOSH :D
01-26-2003, 10:46 PM
What's worse than a Raiders fan in San Diego???
A Raiders fan in ****in' KOREA!!!!
01-26-2003, 10:47 PM
01-26-2003, 10:51 PM
Did you hear the news?
BUCs Beat the **** out of the Bengals in Super Bowl 37, 48 to 21! :D :D
Those were the Bengals, weren't they?:D :D
01-26-2003, 11:13 PM
whooooo hoooooo!:D :D :D
01-27-2003, 04:08 AM
Ok you sob's....Ill admit, the Raiders were outclassed and outplayed. The best team won today....
01-27-2003, 10:42 AM
Pic says it all ...
01-27-2003, 05:03 PM
That picture is so damn funny I printed it out 8X10 in color and hung it up at work...
I don't know about you all but this is the best Monday I've ever had...
01-27-2003, 05:36 PM
I had to look back at that photo a couple of times just for another laugh. That's the equivalance of a public teabagging.
01-27-2003, 10:20 PM
tea bag yeah yeah
that's a great pic
01-27-2003, 10:21 PM
Check out www.redtidenews.com
They have this pic as the intro pic.
I have some pics from tonight's welcome home party at RayJay. The stadium was PACKED!!
I'll get the pics posted shortly!!
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