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Dive4Blood · 12-15-2003, 02:14 PM

Mr. Gut Bucket Dumper-Outer
We salute you Mr. Gut Bucket Dumper-Outer. Without you, the beautiful gel coat of our Bayliner would resemble Jeffrey Dahmer's basement. Your efficient management of piscatorial entrails keeps the vessel smelling minty fresh where otherwise it would make a buzzard retch uncontrollably. For dumping those five pounds of amberjack guts resembling a pile of bloody linguine two minutes into my dive, this Bud's for you!

Dive4Blood · 12-15-2003, 02:31 PM

Mr. Dive Platform Master Storyteller
We salute you Mr. Dive Platform Master Storyteller. As other the divers vainly blast their DiveAlerts while the current sweeps them farther and farther away from the boat, you become an oceanic Shakespeare. Hopped up on more adrenaline than a junkie coming off a three day meth bender, you turn your battle with a 28 inch amberjack into an epic trilogy rivaling The Lord of the Rings. You breathlessly retell your narrow escape from sharks, barracuda, the Kraken, and German U-boats using the dive platform as your Broadway stage. This Bud's for you...... now get in the *****ing boat so we can go pick up the jug.

Dive4Blood · 12-15-2003, 02:41 PM

Mr. Obsessive Compulsive Gear Checker
We salute you Mr Obsessive Compulsive Gear Checker. While all the other divers have geared up a half hour ago, and are sweating in their wetsuits more than Rosie O'Donnell doing wind sprints, you feel the need to check, and make sure that your octopus is clipped to your BC...for the eight time. Reading your computer's manual for the first time as we approach our dive site, you fumble with it's buttons like a fifteen year old getting to second base at the school dance. On behalf of those that can go from being asleep in a bunk wearing only boxer shorts to fully suited up, and on the dive platform in forty five seconds, this Bud's for you!

Dive4Blood · 12-15-2003, 02:54 PM

Mr. Powerhead Hander Upper
We salute you Mr. Powerhead Hander Upper. We know that your irrational fear of sharks requires that you have a powerhead on the end of your shaft from the time you jump in the water until the time you surface. So go ahead, you apex hunter of the deep, and hand up that fully loaded 36 Sea Hornet aimed directly at my head. Let's just cut to the chase, and pull the trigger point blank. Better yet, hand me the gun, and I'll shoot myself. If it was good enough for Financial Advis........

This Bud's for you!!!

RabiSpear · 12-15-2003, 02:59 PM

Of anything you have ever written, that is BY FAR the funniest. I am still laughing. Holy Cow. That is AWESOME!

*Spear One* · 12-15-2003, 03:03 PM

I normally have to pay for entertainment like that. Bravo!

PaulR · 12-15-2003, 03:03 PM

Someones got way to much free time...

Thats funny stuff

zds3488 · 12-15-2003, 03:07 PM

like I said......D4B does not have a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dive4Blood · 12-15-2003, 03:10 PM

There's lots more coming soon! Feel free to add your own material. Time to get back to work.

Slay Ride · 12-15-2003, 03:12 PM

DB4 needs more than a JOB!!!! Too funny. You are very articulate in some weird way.

Grauer · 12-15-2003, 03:27 PM

Being present at the time.....
I liked "Mr. Powerhead Hander Upper " The best

Look forward to more!

Chris

f94gator · 12-15-2003, 05:03 PM

Quote:

On behalf of those that can go from being asleep in a bunk wearing only boxer shorts to fully suited up, and on the dive platform in forty five seconds, this Bud's for you!

So you've been diving with John?

Spearchucker · 12-15-2003, 05:13 PM

I have done it in 30 flat, but I was in a hurry that day.

bluephoria · 12-15-2003, 05:25 PM

You have to be by far, the funniest MOFO on this forum! You crack me up!

inletsurf · 12-15-2003, 06:04 PM

Another classic!!


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12-15-2003, 02:14 PM	#1
Dive4Blood The Wizard Of HOD Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gulf of Mexico Age: 46 Posts: 2,488	Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius Mr. Gut Bucket Dumper-Outer We salute you Mr. Gut Bucket Dumper-Outer. Without you, the beautiful gel coat of our Bayliner would resemble Jeffrey Dahmer's basement. Your efficient management of piscatorial entrails keeps the vessel smelling minty fresh where otherwise it would make a buzzard retch uncontrollably. For dumping those five pounds of amberjack guts resembling a pile of bloody linguine two minutes into my dive, this Bud's for you!

12-15-2003, 02:31 PM	#2
Dive4Blood The Wizard Of HOD Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gulf of Mexico Age: 46 Posts: 2,488	Mr. Dive Platform Master Storyteller We salute you Mr. Dive Platform Master Storyteller. As other the divers vainly blast their DiveAlerts while the current sweeps them farther and farther away from the boat, you become an oceanic Shakespeare. Hopped up on more adrenaline than a junkie coming off a three day meth bender, you turn your battle with a 28 inch amberjack into an epic trilogy rivaling The Lord of the Rings. You breathlessly retell your narrow escape from sharks, barracuda, the Kraken, and German U-boats using the dive platform as your Broadway stage. This Bud's for you...... now get in the ****ing boat so we can go pick up the jug. Last edited by Dive4Blood; 12-15-2003 at 03:00 PM.*

12-15-2003, 02:41 PM	#3
Dive4Blood The Wizard Of HOD Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gulf of Mexico Age: 46 Posts: 2,488	Mr. Obsessive Compulsive Gear Checker We salute you Mr Obsessive Compulsive Gear Checker. While all the other divers have geared up a half hour ago, and are sweating in their wetsuits more than Rosie O'Donnell doing wind sprints, you feel the need to check, and make sure that your octopus is clipped to your BC...for the eight time. Reading your computer's manual for the first time as we approach our dive site, you fumble with it's buttons like a fifteen year old getting to second base at the school dance. On behalf of those that can go from being asleep in a bunk wearing only boxer shorts to fully suited up, and on the dive platform in forty five seconds, this Bud's for you! Last edited by Dive4Blood; 12-15-2003 at 02:58 PM.

12-15-2003, 02:54 PM	#4
Dive4Blood The Wizard Of HOD Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gulf of Mexico Age: 46 Posts: 2,488	Mr. Powerhead Hander Upper We salute you Mr. Powerhead Hander Upper. We know that your irrational fear of sharks requires that you have a powerhead on the end of your shaft from the time you jump in the water until the time you surface. So go ahead, you apex hunter of the deep, and hand up that fully loaded 36 Sea Hornet aimed directly at my head. Let's just cut to the chase, and pull the trigger point blank. Better yet, hand me the gun, and I'll shoot myself. If it was good enough for Financial Advis........ This Bud's for you!!! Last edited by Dive4Blood; 12-15-2003 at 03:06 PM.

12-15-2003, 02:59 PM	#5
RabiSpear Blake Gaylord Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tampa Posts: 1,103	Of anything you have ever written, that is BY FAR the funniest. I am still laughing. Holy Cow. That is AWESOME! __________________ ...and that's why you don't see sharks with monkey arms these days.

12-15-2003, 03:03 PM	#6
Spear One Retired Comm. Shooter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Largo, Florida Posts: 4,574	I normally have to pay for entertainment like that. Bravo! __________________ Ocean Rhino Spearguns: Designed & Built By Commercial Spearfishermen *Manufactured By: Spearfishing Specialties (727)-548-7686* E-mail: oceanrhino@gmail.com Web: OceanRhino.com

12-15-2003, 03:03 PM	#7
PaulR REEF REGULATOR Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Indialantic, FL Posts: 324	Someones got way to much free time... Thats funny stuff __________________ -Paul

12-15-2003, 03:07 PM	#8
zds3488 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: south tampa Posts: 1,350	like I said......D4B does not have a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ W' in '04

12-15-2003, 03:10 PM	#9
Dive4Blood The Wizard Of HOD Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gulf of Mexico Age: 46 Posts: 2,488	There's lots more coming soon! Feel free to add your own material. Time to get back to work.

12-15-2003, 03:12 PM	#10
Slay Ride Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mt Pleasant, SC Age: 43 Posts: 997	DB4 needs more than a JOB!!!! Too funny. You are very articulate in some weird way. __________________ Slay Ride is a 36' Bertram Moppie. Live to be on the ocean. Love to kill fish.

12-15-2003, 03:27 PM	#11
Grauer warped perspective Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: St. Pete Age: 36 Posts: 957	Being present at the time..... I liked "Mr. Powerhead Hander Upper " The best Look forward to more! Chris __________________ www.GrauerTech.com-Providing Quality Affordable IT Solutions for small to medium sized businesses in St. Petersburg/Tampa and surrounding areas. The 20 ton whale shark has entered the room! 2007 St. Pete Open! August 17, 18, and 19! Enter Now! www.StPeteOpen.com

12-15-2003, 05:13 PM	#13
Spearchucker Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Tampa, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 4,687	I have done it in 30 flat, but I was in a hurry that day.

12-15-2003, 05:25 PM	#14
bluephoria Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 91	You have to be by far, the funniest MOFO on this forum! You crack me up! __________________ The sea, Its blue energy and its sudden movements. The pleasure of staking yourself verifying your own limits. Feeling as a whole with the underwater world and being amazed of the nature with its silent beauty. This IS spearfishing!

12-15-2003, 06:04 PM	#15
inletsurf Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Melboring, Florida Posts: 7,353	Another classic!!

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