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Old 08-10-2004, 07:16 PM   #46
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I didn't even realize the date. Hmm, I thought he finally resurfaced. Not exactly the best choice of words since noone knows what happened to him.
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Old 08-11-2004, 09:31 AM   #47
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D4B, thanks for bringing this back; I missed it the first time, and my life has been truly enriched.
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Old 08-11-2004, 01:17 PM   #48
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Sounds like old Cheech and Chong..

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Old 08-13-2004, 02:14 PM   #49
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I just found this thread today. Funniest thing I've read in a long time. AJ you're lucky their was a head nearby!



Back in high school my best friend and his girlfriend decided they would "enhance" their love making by applying Vicks Vapor Rub prior to bumping uglies. Needless to say, that ended in disaster, too.
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:12 PM   #50
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Re: Help Me! My Anus Is On Fire!

Damn, and to think I missed the two year anniversary of this Pulitzer Prize winner by two whole months! Well, far be it from me to deny a whole new generation of Spearboarders this cautionary tale of hot sauce chugging while heavily intoxicated.......
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Old 08-26-2005, 12:46 AM   #51
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Re: Help Me! My Anus Is On Fire!

could have gone with out reading this again..LMAO again
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Old 08-26-2005, 07:21 AM   #52
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That is some funny ass shit. LMFAO. Did not realize till the end of the post that was from long ago. Still funny as hell. And yes D4B you should become a serious writer of some sort. Eric
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Old 10-10-2005, 01:31 PM   #53
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Re: Help Me! My Anus Is On Fire!

Damn that was funny.. I hadn't read that thread before and I thought I'd read all of the threads here at one point!
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Old 05-06-2006, 01:15 PM   #54
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Re: Help Me! My Anus Is On Fire!

The seis of mayo calls for a revisit of this all-time great thread. Enjoy my fellow sharters.
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Old 08-17-2006, 08:28 AM   #55
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Re: Help Me! My Anus Is On Fire!

Where can I buy asbestos tighty-whiteys? Why you ask? Because my mother*****ing anus is on fire!!!!! Yeaaaarrrrggghhhh (Howard Dean campaign speech scream)!!!
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Old 08-17-2006, 08:51 AM   #56
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My anus, my anus, my anus is on fire
I don't need no more salsa 'cause the mother f**ker burns!!!
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:34 AM   #57
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bump for newbies
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:57 AM   #58
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Re: Help Me! My Anus Is On Fire!

I can't believe I missed this one!! D4B, you crack me up.

BTW, note to all, remember that if you are to provide oral pleasure after hot wings, you might want to consider a toothbrush...

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Old 05-02-2007, 10:59 AM   #59
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hahahahahahahaha funnah story.
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Old 05-02-2007, 11:52 AM   #60
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Re: Help Me! My Anus Is On Fire!

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BTW, note to all, remember that if you are to provide oral pleasure after hot wings, you might want to consider a toothbrush...


Just wondering, was this torment inflicted or endured?
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