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Old 06-10-2003, 11:02 AM   #31
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Help Me! My Anus Is On Fire!

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Old 06-10-2003, 11:48 AM   #32
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I love the story........!!!!! I am laughing here 16,000 miles away......

One of the most interesting reading to date, can compare to the famous FDS saga.
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:18 PM   #33
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Palm Prints on the Ceiling by D4B. Great campfire story.
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:23 PM   #34
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Great story, brought tears to my eyes (not from the hot sauce). Reminds me of the Cheech and Chong movie, hot burritos for breakfast followed by a run to the john. Then screams of "c'mon ice cream".
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:25 PM   #35
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Even though you wash your hands thoroughly, it will still remain in the cuticles of your fingers. My wife found this out the hard way one night whilst I/she was enjoying the girth of my sausage like fingers. She started writhing and saying stuff like "It's getting hot!". I was like "Yeeaahhh baby!" Then she was like, "No, it's really getting HOT!". Then I was like "YEEEEEAAAAHHHH BABY!". That's when she reached in my glass of ice water, grabbed some ice cubes, and started cramming them in there. That's when I realized what was going on. I was like, Oh shit, I'm in trouble for this one. But, luckily she was a trooper about it and we had a good laugh.


this one time at band camp


no really mentholyptus gets em hot too
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Old 06-11-2003, 05:49 AM   #36
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That is too funny. LMAO!
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Old 06-11-2003, 09:32 AM   #37
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no really mentholyptus gets em hot too
mentholyptus? Mmmmm.... Isn't that what they use in cough drops?
I can only speculate how it got in there...
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:32 PM   #38
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Since my personal theme this week has been experiencing unbelievable self induced misery, I figured bringing this one back for all the new Spearboard members would be apropos. A cautionary tale of simultaneously drinking too much alcohol, and hot sauce.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:40 PM   #39
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A classic reborn.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:36 PM   #40
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And I thought that I was the king of self induced misery! Damn AJ we should get together and write a book. We'll title it: WHAT REDNECKS SAY RIGHT BEFORE THEY DIE
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:41 PM   #41
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Priceless! You should be writing professionally dude! I'm serious!

TOO FUNNY!
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Old 08-10-2004, 05:11 PM   #42
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Hey, Iya's back!!!!
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Old 08-10-2004, 05:36 PM   #43
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Stodelle: I wish, but that post is from June 2003 .
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Old 08-10-2004, 06:56 PM   #44
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Just when I thought I couldn't lauh anymore...I read Marcus' reply...I have not laughed this much in years.

Thanx for sharing.
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:10 PM   #45
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That thread brought back some memories. When I was in college and we got piss-ass drunk; we invariably would end up eating wings at a Joint called "mild Wallie's" in Albany NY... always the "ridiculously hot" variety too. Sometimes, when the drinking was especially fierce; I would awaken with no recollection of the late night feast.

During the morning-after constitution my ass would spontraneously ignite with such magnitude that I almost couldnt stand it; and It was only through this pain that I would know where I had been the night before; and the image of a bunch of drunk college punks, sweating bullets and gasping for air from eating such stupidly hot wings the night before, would re-enter my mind.
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