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Old 08-11-2006, 01:40 AM   #1
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XXX spearfishing Safari

Hey,

Lars here. Just thought I would fill you in on the results of the XXX spearfishing safari held Aug 2 & 3.

Accompanying yours truly was Estella Leon - infamous porn star who has recently emigrated from LA to South Florida. Aug 2 was a spectacular hot calm and sunny day. We met our hosts Spearboard members Mr X and Mr Y at an undisclosed location on the Mississippi Coast ( according the Code I will leave it up to them to reveal their identity if they choose) On our first stop at a rig in about 75 fsw we got into a school of big red snapper. We were were freediving and Mr Y and I both lost a big red each - then both got one in the 20 lb range. Mr X got a large mangrove.

After some provocative poses with Estella and the snapper (pun intended) , we moved further offshore. Although invited to make their adult film debuts, Mr. X and Mr. Y decided to leave this to trained professionals and Estella and I committed an obscene act involving the two of us and an amberjack . Props to X and Y for doing a surprisingly good job of filming the action at 30 fsw while breatholding.

After a hectic drive to Venice with a late arrival we met Mr Z. We caught a little bit of sleep and at the crack of dawn embarked with
Capt Troy Wetzel - our host on the 2005 safari. Another calm day. We had planned a couple of SCUBA dives on the rigs which are deep in that area followed by some blue water free diving. The first dive had a murk layer starting at 100 fsw and I got only a big mangrove and Mr Z had an equipment problem that resulted in a lost AJ. The second dive was a great rig with vis going down as deep as we dared to go. I had the luxury to pick between big red shapper and big gags. Since it was the 2nd dive with a minimal SI I opted for the reds which were "shallower" at 160 fsw. I brought one up at about 18 lbs. Mr Z had another equipment problem that resulted in a lost gag (after which he swore he sell that gun).

Before going to the blue water, we stopped at a rig loaded with AJs to film a little bit of topside action with Estella fighting one of these beasts on rod & reel. Even though she used a harness she declared that that made her back hurt more than the scene she did where she finished off 5 guys at one time (her personal best) !!! We got 3 of the AJs. The photo session that followed attracted a screaming crowd of rig hands who must have been on that rig for WAY TOO LONG !

The blue water was not happening, although did manage to miss a dorado of about 15 lbs and Mr Z saw a baby blue marlin about 40 - 50 lbs.

Although not a spectacular haul by Gulf Coast standards, as a South Floridian who doesn't get to see a lot of big fish in home waters, I am always in awe of the quantity of big fish on these rigs. Besides we were seeing a special kind of action rarer for spearos than a warsaw grouper at 10 feet , and were distracted from the usual mission to kill as many big fish as we can.

This safari will continue to be an annual event, so to all of you missed it, there will be more. We may also do some other locations.

We have plans to start a site where you can go to see these very politically incorrect photos and images without offending the more serious members of this site.

Hope to see you all on our next XXX spear safari !!!!
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:16 AM   #2
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Old 08-11-2006, 12:17 PM   #3
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Old 08-11-2006, 12:52 PM   #4
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:27 PM   #5
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Can't post these pics. They will throw me out !!! Gotta give me a private e mail and hopefully one your wife or GF doesn't read mail in - otherwise you may not be going spearing for a lllllllloooooonnnnnggggg time !!!
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Lars, feel free to send them over to gerald@aboveandunder.com or gdb@greendotonline.net

Thanks in advance

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Old 08-11-2006, 03:10 PM   #7
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My wife does not care what pics or videos I look at. Send them to dscottg@att.net
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:46 PM   #8
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My wife also does not look at my pics or vids mmoser@sc.rr.com
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Old 08-11-2006, 07:40 PM   #9
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Hook a brother up!!
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Same here.
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