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Old 04-05-2011, 07:46 AM   #1
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Man Speared Through the Testicle Sack

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Man shot through the testicle sack with speargun by Earl Morningstarr

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An Australian man is recovering in hospital after being shot through the ballbag with a speargun.

The unnamed 38-year-old was involved in a domestic dispute on Friday afternoon outside a house in Bolton Point near Lake Macquarie. During the argument the victim was shot with the speargun, the spear penetrated the manís left thigh, passed through his genital scrotum and entered the right thigh, pinning his legs and gonads together like an ugly bloody kebab.

The victim also suffered a broken arm as he was beaten with the speargun.

Police later arrested a 24-year-old man in connection with the incident, which is believed to be drug related.

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Old 04-05-2011, 08:32 AM   #2
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:31 AM   #3
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My brother (an AK Halibut Captain) told me the story of a guy trying to lift an #60 'Butt out of the water on his custom tuna rod (he was warned against this multiple times). He ended up with a 16/0 circle hook and a two pound lead sinker hanging from his junk. Lesson here-listen to the people around you that have some common sense if you have none of your own.
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:02 AM   #4
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:01 AM   #5
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Holy shit.
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:21 AM   #6
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Holy shit.
No, holy nutsack!
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Old 04-05-2011, 01:03 PM   #7
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Now they can call him One hung low
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Old 04-05-2011, 01:06 PM   #8
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:24 PM   #9
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Ouchie!
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:52 PM   #10
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bloody man kebab :@
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Old 04-05-2011, 05:39 PM   #11
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talk about getting "shafted"!
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Old 04-05-2011, 06:43 PM   #12
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what in gods name is going on with that website? manure perverts? selling disembodied genitals to witch doctors? hmm. this cant be healthy viewing...
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:13 PM   #13
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I lost it after the 1st line. haha
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Old 04-11-2011, 09:24 AM   #14
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I can just imagine him trying to run away kababbed like that while getting beat by the speargun

I like how the article describes the whole thing......."shot through the ballbag"
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Old 04-11-2011, 09:38 AM   #15
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That guy is definitely one nut, huh?
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