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09-30-2004, 08:12 AM
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gangsta' speargun pioneer
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Orlando
Age: 57
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The Fun of Being Retired...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
I went to the store the other day and was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Oh, come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age. |
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09-30-2004, 09:03 AM
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Panama City Dive Charters
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Panama City Beach, Fl
Age: 34
Posts: 3,758
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LMAO!
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09-30-2004, 10:00 AM
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Team HeadHunter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Palm Harbor
Age: 37
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Classic
Thats pretty funny.
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09-30-2004, 10:13 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Miami, Kendall
Posts: 446
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LMAO, Thats expensive fun... How much were the tickets total??
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09-30-2004, 04:22 PM
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No, it's a sachel
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fort Myers, Florida
Age: 39
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awesome...
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09-30-2004, 04:27 PM
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Retired Comm. Shooter
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Largo, Florida
Posts: 4,567
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You rascal.
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