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Old 09-30-2004, 08:12 AM   #1
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Talking The Fun of Being Retired...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

I went to the store the other day and was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Oh, come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age.
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:03 AM   #2
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:00 AM   #3
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Thats pretty funny.
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:13 AM   #4
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LMAO, Thats expensive fun... How much were the tickets total??

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Old 09-30-2004, 04:22 PM   #5
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Old 09-30-2004, 04:27 PM   #6
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