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11-30-2004, 09:05 AM
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Meet you new VEGAN mommy
I shamefully admit that I watched the MEET YOUR NEW MOMMY reality show last night but I did get a good laugh.
It is a show where moms trade families for a week. In this episode, one mom was from deep swamp backwoods cajun louisiana with gators as food/pets, and the other mom was an animal rights PETA vegan activist from California who really showed her true colors while trying to convert everybody. The vegan family took the cajun mom snorkeling "so she can see how beautiful the fish are so she won't want to eat them anymore." Then she ordered the catch of the day at a restaurant and they all cried. Meanwhile, VEGAN mom is eating gator and liking it (while crying), smacking the dog and showing what a dipshit she really is. It was some funny stuff if you missed it. Cajun moms +1, PETA -10
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11-30-2004, 10:12 AM
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The VEGAN mom was a total B1tch. She was crying the whole time. then when they're reading about how to spend the money, she complains about what the others got, and then wouldn't share hers when she ended up getting the most. True colors shining thru.
The look her boys gave her when she told them she ate meat was classic. What a hypocrit. Her husband even asked her if she did it because she wanted fit in. Also the Cajun son sported a nice mullet. Classic reality tv
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11-30-2004, 10:13 AM
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It wasn't Meet your new Mommy, It was Trading Spouses...Duh!!!
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11-30-2004, 10:25 AM
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You are right. It was trading spouses.. I am not up to speed with all my reality tv shows.. But after watching the Swan, I am gonna pickup the fattest, ugliest trailer park ho with no teeth and low self esteem that can cook and clean, and take her to the shop for a rebuild.
Those chicks came out HOT! WOW! I bet the ex husband who served her divorce papers in the middle of it is kicking himself now.
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11-30-2004, 10:40 AM
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I was just F-ing with ya.
How about last weeks trading spouses ending when the Cajun boy told his new mommy that 'gators don't sweat' and the show ended with him telling her "lady I only got two words to tell ya, 'you're fired' " That had us laughing for fiveminutes straight.
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11-30-2004, 10:55 AM
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What about the cajun kid saying that he'd eat his pet frog saying to the VEGAN, "well, a frog's just a frog, but a dog - that's a man's best friend"
 That kid was just GREAT!!!
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11-30-2004, 12:13 PM
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Did you see Michael Moore's Fat Ass on Jay Leno last night.
Holy Sh(t has he gained alot of weight. He couldn't even fit into the chair during the interview, he had to sit sideways and keep adjusting from oneside of his asscheck to the other side of the same leg. what a riot!! And he seemed apologetic, what about the line:'theres no terrorist threat, Bush is lying"???????
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11-30-2004, 04:51 PM
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I read an articsl on that show in the local news paper. i would have like to seen that one. that had to be a classic. those coonasses probly scared that women for life.
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11-30-2004, 11:43 PM
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That guys swamp tour place is ten min from my house. Chack bay has some of the best mullets in the world and the "under cut" is still in full force. I'll tell you what those coonasses made that vegan lady look like the biggest bitch.
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12-01-2004, 12:16 AM
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My wife recorded it on the DDR and I watched it ,that kid was really smooth.He consistantly shut the vegan down every time she opened her mouth,and he even did it without being a smartass.Imagine a ten year old having more wits than a 40 year old.....
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12-01-2004, 12:28 PM
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That's a huge fish!
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The vegan was a whining bitch...I think she needs meat...
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