|02-20-2012, 12:40 PM||#1|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Clemente, CA
A guy is walking along a beautiful beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp, brushes off the sand and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him in the sexiest southern voices he has ever heard, that he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.
After he finally tries making love to all of them, he takes a break and begins to explore this fabulous mansion.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet and he looks down and all the floors are covered in $100 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan sheets. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first wish, having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But why a good looking white guy like him, wanted to be hung like a black guy is just beyond me!"
I prefer email at email@example.com rather than PMs
|Display Modes||Rate This Thread|