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05-10-2005, 06:44 PM
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Why men are happier
Why ARE Men Happier?
>>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > >>> > > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect >>>> > >>> > > from such simple creatures? Your last name stays >>>> > >>> > > put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take >>>> > >>> > > care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > You can be President. You can never be pregnant. >>>> > >>> > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You >>>> > >>> > > can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics >>>> > >>> > > tell you the truth. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > The world is your urinal. You never have to drive >>>> > >>> > > to another gas station restroom because this one is >>>> > >>> > > just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of >>>> > >>> > > which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more >>>> > >>> > > pay. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux >>>> > >>> > > rental-$100. People never stare at >>>> > >>> > > your chest when you're talking to them. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically >>>> > >>> > > expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle >>>> > >>> > > your feet. One mood all the time. Phone >>>> > >>> > > conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know >>>> > >>> > > stuff about tanks. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. >>>> > >>> > > You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit >>>> > >>> > > for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone >>>> > >>> > > forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your >>>> > >>> > > friend. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three >>>> > >>> > > pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost >>>> > >>> > > never have strap problems in public. You are unable >>>> > >>> > > to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your >>>> > >>> > > face stays its original color. The same hairstyle >>>> > >>> > > lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to >>>> > >>> > > shave your face and neck. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > You can play with toys all your life. Your belly >>>> > >>> > > usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair >>>> > >>> > > of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear >>>> > >>> > > shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" >>>> > >>> > > your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of >>>> > >>> > > choice concerning growing a mustache. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on >>>> > >>> > > December 24 in 25 minutes. >>>> > >>> > > >>>> > >>> > > No wonder men are happier >>>> > >>> > > Send this to the women who can handle it and to >>>> > >>> > > the men who will enjoy reading it. >>>> > >>>
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05-10-2005, 09:11 PM
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Re: Why men are happier
Sweet.
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05-11-2005, 10:20 AM
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Re: Why men are happier
i'm jealous
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05-11-2005, 10:31 AM
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Run with the big boys!
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Re: Why men are happier
Haha! That's hilarious.
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05-11-2006, 08:01 AM
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Re: Why men are happier
That's a good one!! And so true
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05-11-2006, 09:54 AM
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Re: Why men are happier
We never have to go through the agony of childbirth. But then again that is the price all women must pay for the selfish act Eve did for plucking the fruit from the forbidden tree.
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05-11-2006, 10:00 AM
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Re: Why men are happier
Yeah, but wouldn't you trade all that for multiple orgasms?
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05-11-2006, 10:11 AM
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Re: Why men are happier
Quote:
I would never anything done!
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05-11-2006, 10:49 AM
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Let 'em fly !
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Re: Why men are happier
Hell, I get multiple orgasms! I just need a days rest in between 'em.
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05-11-2006, 12:32 PM
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The Spinster
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Re: Why men are happier
Well I have never experienced child birth, so I wouldn't know...but I have the other!!!!
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05-11-2006, 12:34 PM
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Livin' the life!
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Re: Why men are happier
You go, Bill!!
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05-11-2006, 12:45 PM
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The Spinster
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Re: Why men are happier
Petra, I love your Fish Photos...glad to see the ladies on the Board. I hope they don't feel bombarded!!! By these Spirited Athletic Ladies!!!!
Why men are Happier??? Because they have ladies like us on their boats!!!!
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05-11-2006, 01:23 PM
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Re: Why men are happier
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gimme a couple minutes and I'm back in the game....close enough to multiple og's for me!!!! I wouldn't trade my manhood for nothin! plus if i were a chick, I'd be such a hoe.
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05-11-2006, 02:31 PM
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Re: Why men are happier
Send that list to a Metrosexual or an Ubersexual, they'd be horrified.
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05-11-2006, 04:01 PM
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Re: Why men are happier
platy youre the 1st one to mention Ubersexual...thats hilarious....
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