A guy walks into a bar

[Grauer]

> A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
>
> CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
> CHICKENSANDWICH: $3.50
> HANDJOB: $10.00
>
> Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
> beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
> to a motley looking group of men.
>
> "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
>
> "I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
>
> "Yes," she purrs, "I am."
>
> The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."