|01-06-2006, 08:49 PM||#1|
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: St. Pete
A guy walks into a bar
> A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
> CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
> CHICKENSANDWICH: $3.50
> HANDJOB: $10.00
> Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
> beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
> to a motley looking group of men.
> "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
> "I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
> "Yes," she purrs, "I am."
> The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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