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Old 04-05-2006, 11:09 AM   #1
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Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke

I am working out of my home office today, and took the dog out for a walk. I look up in the driveway and to my amazement the Met Life Blimp is cruising literally overhead. All of a sudden the bed of my pickup and some of the driveway is doused with what smells like a biologically generated foul smelling liquid. Did those m-*****ers just drop piss or sh*t on me?!!! I am so mad that I'm ready to follow that piece of crap balloon in the car, and torch it like the Hindenburg.

Who can I call to complain? I already hosed the stuff off immediately in case it was something that could mess up the paint job. *****ers......
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:13 AM   #2
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:13 AM   #3
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Get El Slingador to fire off some freeshafts!!!!
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:13 AM   #4
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The met life balloon sharted on your truck? WTF!
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:17 AM   #5
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Do you have any evidence of said excrements? Would make a great news story. Someone might even pay you money to shut your pie hole about it.
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:18 AM   #6
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Blimp shart.
Blimp shart.
whatcha' gona' do.
Whatcha' gona do,
when a blimp shart's you ?
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:23 AM   #7
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that is very messed up. I used to have a customized mini truck when I was 16 and one time I parked it at taco bell and was cruizing in another car so the manager had an employee go out and pour liquid soap all over my truck which had a 3,000.00 custom paint job. i was a bit pi$$ed off too. I would call met-life headquarters and file a complaint at least
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:33 AM   #8
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Are you sure it wasn't a giant seagull?

Were you able to wash it out of your hair?
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:49 AM   #9
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What, blimp guys can't gunnel hunch too???

What county AJ? If it's Hillsborough, I can hook you up with the environmental attorney for the EPC and see if they can do something.
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:49 AM   #10
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Did those m-*****ers just drop piss or sh*t on me?!!! ......
Are you sure it wasn't the man upstairs trying to tell you something?
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:53 AM   #11
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Was this perpetrator?
Did you try calling 1-800 Ask Gary?
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:11 PM   #12
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I can see the photoshop's going on right now. blimp sharting
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:14 PM   #13
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Dude, that sucks balls!!! Honestly, I think I would chased them to their airfield and beaten the everloving piss outta them! At least you have a shitty story to tell! "So there I was, just minding my own business when Snoopy the Red Baron sharts on me..."
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:31 PM   #14
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I know in most private airplanes, our liquid waste are sent out of the plane. Generally it is believed to evaperate before hitting the ground. I have heard (urban legend?) of airplanes coming from higher altitude having their waste melt when going above the freezing level.

It would have to be a lot of liquid waste to be noticed, doubtful if that is is.
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:42 PM   #15
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I think that was the GMFMC blimp getting one more shot in.
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