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The Wizard Of HOD
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Gulf of Mexico
Age: 46
Posts: 2,488
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Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
I am working out of my home office today, and took the dog out for a walk. I look up in the driveway and to my amazement the Met Life Blimp is cruising literally overhead. All of a sudden the bed of my pickup and some of the driveway is doused with what smells like a biologically generated foul smelling liquid. Did those m-*****ers just drop piss or sh*t on me?!!! I am so mad that I'm ready to follow that piece of crap balloon in the car, and torch it like the Hindenburg.
Who can I call to complain? I already hosed the stuff off immediately in case it was something that could mess up the paint job. *****ers...... |
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You're Screwing Up My Chi
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Eufaula, AL
Age: 51
Posts: 6,247
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Get El Slingador to fire off some freeshafts!!!! |
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www.spearboard.commie
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: High springs/ Suwannee Fl
Age: 34
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
The met life balloon sharted on your truck? WTF!
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Naval gazer extraordinair
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 24,738
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
Do you have any evidence of said excrements? Would make a great news story. Someone might even pay you money to shut your pie hole about it.
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K-9 Rest Stop
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: S/W Arkansas
Age: 70
Posts: 590
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
Blimp shart.
Blimp shart. whatcha' gona' do. Whatcha' gona do, when a blimp shart's you ?
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Age: 40
Posts: 2,440
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
that is very messed up. I used to have a customized mini truck when I was 16 and one time I parked it at taco bell and was cruizing in another car so the manager had an employee go out and pour liquid soap all over my truck which had a 3,000.00 custom paint job. i was a bit pi$$ed off too. I would call met-life headquarters and file a complaint at least
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Plant City
Age: 48
Posts: 8,539
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
Are you sure it wasn't a giant seagull?
Were you able to wash it out of your hair?
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 4,634
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
What, blimp guys can't gunnel hunch too???
What county AJ? If it's Hillsborough, I can hook you up with the environmental attorney for the EPC and see if they can do something. |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Palm Harbor
Age: 37
Posts: 1,667
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Santa Maria, CA
Age: 24
Posts: 1,016
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
Was this perpetrator?
Did you try calling 1-800 Ask Gary?
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Age: 40
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
I can see the photoshop's going on right now. blimp sharting
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Frozen member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Spokane, WA
Age: 28
Posts: 1,211
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
Dude, that sucks balls!!! Honestly, I think I would chased them to their airfield and beaten the everloving piss outta them! At least you have a shitty story to tell! "So there I was, just minding my own business when Snoopy the Red Baron sharts on me..."
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Atlanta GA
Posts: 298
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
I know in most private airplanes, our liquid waste are sent out of the plane. Generally it is believed to evaperate before hitting the ground. I have heard (urban legend?) of airplanes coming from higher altitude having their waste melt when going above the freezing level.
It would have to be a lot of liquid waste to be noticed, doubtful if that is is. |
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Man of leisure
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Coast of Florida
Posts: 2,586
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Re: Met Life Blimp- This Is No Joke
I think that was the GMFMC blimp getting one more shot in.
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